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FOR REAL

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moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

(via nymfetamine)

Filed under omg yes hahahaha

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bestillmyshippingheart:

ravingsofabitch:

A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.

#the best part about this is #i bet they fought over which one had to have the plate with ‘homo’ on it

This is rude and unprofessional. Sharing one plate with someone is an act of intimacy for some people. I never share a plate with my friends, male or female, rarely even with my boyfriend, especially in public. And you should never be a dick about someone not wanting to be intimate with someone else. 

bestillmyshippingheart:

ravingsofabitch:

A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.

#the best part about this is #i bet they fought over which one had to have the plate with ‘homo’ on it

This is rude and unprofessional. Sharing one plate with someone is an act of intimacy for some people. I never share a plate with my friends, male or female, rarely even with my boyfriend, especially in public. And you should never be a dick about someone not wanting to be intimate with someone else. 

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Filed under this fucking anti heterosexuals shit is getting old and i hate this site for approving those kind of behaviors

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callurn:

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

"When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings"

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yeah okay sure you weird piece of shit

how about we just respect people’s choices and not be assholes whilst we’re at it

Still, those warnings don’t refer to the real world. They are warnings about fictional, entertainment and TV world, so you still have to  deal with shit in your own life